queenlafresia asked: your jokes are really going to kill me some day
chineseelectricbatman: vixichi: [12:21:50 AM] Party Milk: I’m dying [12:21:56 AM] Party Milk: shit [12:22:16 AM] Party Milk: i laughedso hard i gave myself a bloody nose oh my god our jokes gave you a bloody nose this is like a whole new level of humor IT’S NOT STOPPING MY JOKES HAVE THAT EFFECT ON PEOPLE
[12:21:50 AM] Party Milk: I’m dying [12:21:56 AM] Party Milk: shit [12:22:16 AM] Party Milk: i laughedso hard i gave myself a bloody nose oh my god our jokes gave you a bloody nose this is like a whole new level of humor
chineseelectricbatman: vixichi: i love dogs so so so much there isnt a dog on this planet i wouldnt love even ? yes i would love that one too
i love dogs so so so much there isnt a dog on this planet i wouldnt love
odairitis: I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
mcsingle: a makeup tutorial on how to look like this man ♥
waking up and still being upset about something is the worst feeling why do i have to hold grudges
How to care for introverts
woodbro-chillson: When they pee the carpet, rub their face in it so they know what they did wrong
If you guys could help me with something maybe?
mecham: A good friend of mine’s sister has a small business Dance Academy and is looking to get a grant. The money will go to adding dance classes & camps for people who are visually or hearing impaired, or who have an intellectual disability. They have 116 votes now, but need 250. It only takes a minute to vote and it’s a good cause. If you want to vote: go to missionsmallbusiness.com ...
supersillyfunland: Now we know why rainbows make Scout cry.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC
I LVOR PYRO SO MUCH OH YMGOB THAT Was the beST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
hookerforhoran: give me the money i aint playin whoa just take it easy man
horseebooks: It was a normal day at Walmart in Normaltown, USA. I had gotten a great evening of rest and I was ready to restock the infant section. I had just finished tagging all the new Infamil when I felt hot breath on the back of my neck. Turning, I was face to face with a large, Chestnut horse. He looked curiously at me and cocked his huge head to one side. “Hi, how can I…help you?” I...
ganderbulbs: bouderie: nintendonut1: ...
hotelmanosuke: kamugi-chan: hotelmanosuke: kamugi-chan: hotelmanosuke: reblog if u hate mpreg people I don’t hate it, but I do dislike it, I mean where the fuck is the baby staying and how the hell does it get out? who changed “gay” to “mpreg” im so done with tumblr well hey If it was “Reblog if you hate gay people” I would have tracked down all the people who liked and...